Thanks guys!

Considering I’ve been cooking soup and making brisket all day I felt that it would only be natural of me to make a post that centers upon this lovely Jewish Holiday.  Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year.

And for most of us New York Jews, it’s a chance to go to take time off of work, go to temple and not pay attention, eat a big meal with family, and not really know what or why you are celebrating.  So have a ball.

For all you Orthodox folks out there, I’m not referring to you.  You guys take it seriously.  But for us reforms, bring out the feast, and Happy New Year!

Here’s the best I could find using the term “Rosh Hashanah”

Awwwww.  Happy new Year guys.

This is the Rosh Hashanah card?  Man this card blows.  First graders are morons.

How in the world does this picture in any way, have to do with Rosh Hashanah?

Most Jewish Looking Guy.  Ever.

Yeah you love blowing that Shofar don’t you buddy.

OK.  We get it.  Jewish food sucks.  Don’t rub it in.

A little circa 1912 Rosh Hashanah action.

She will not be buried in a Jewish cemetary.  And call me crazy, she’s probably not Kosher.

Jewish Polar Bears rule.

I’m not even kidding here.  The caption for this picture was:  Ilan - The Little Jew

Happy Holidays Guys

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