Sep 26 2008
She’s Uncoachable: Extreme Fitness Model Melissa Marie Gonzalez
It’s one thing to be fit. It’s another to be 5’2″ and have the measurements 34D-23-34. With all due respect to the 36-24-36, after looking at Melissa Marie Gonzalez, I’m gonna have to go with these measurements as my preferred size. Wow.
Unfortunately I couldn’t find much in the way of a bio so I’ll have to get a little creative here. Um, Melissa is really hot. How did I do there? Was that creative enough? Tell you what, I’d let her whip me into shape. Ohhhhhh!
Seriously though, Melissa has got it all. She’s young, has a Latina background, the perfect physique, and hopefully a penchant for bloggers who write about Seinfeld often. Oh yeah, did I mention she poses topless? Might want to remember that.
More of Melissa after the jump
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Oh………my…God…it’s unbelievable. This is the sexiest, MOST BEAUTIFUL woman i’ve ever seen IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. I’m quite young but still, you just don’t come across such beauty as this… well… EVER. I mean come on, look at her… those eyes just mesmerize you. And then the body… she’s just perfect. PERFECT. Man… I can’t even begin to imagine. If she was standing right next to me, I would just… just… collapse… just from the beauty, just by looking at those eyes… I read a comment another person said on the net and they said that there’s just NO WAY someone this beautiful could exist and that the picture had to be photoshopped. I shook my head in denial, she HAD TO EXIST. The one thing that would truly blow me is if she were a die hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan. Man, I would just DIE if she were.
How right you are my friend. Melissa is undoubtedly THE hottest woman in the world. Ever. Her eyes are the perfect glassy cherry to top this fine cream bun. And i’d sure cream her buns anytime.
Incredible. Simply off the bloody scale. If I were to rate her (RATE, I said, you – naughty, naughty) on a scale of 1- 10, I would probably give her 700. She really is that hot…and some. Especially in that MIND BLOWING black dress……Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god, I think I just had an accident.
If I ever met her (which I never will), I think all I could do is just say ”Melissa, I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world”, and just kiss her hand, or something, I dunno……My word…she is good……sexy just doesn’t come close. I really don’t think that there is a word to adequately describe her. I suppose that the closest would be…
perfect.