Matt says, “I run sh*t, I’m kind of a big deal.” You see, a part of me actually almost feels bad for a guy like this. Part of me has some sympathy for the fact that he can’t spell or get a decent haircut.

But then the other part of me rejoices and realizes that people like Matt do this stuff on purpose. Not only that, they think it’s cool and will make one successful.

Good Luck Matthew, you absolute douche.