Since the Emmy’s were on the other day, I figured it was appropriate to pay homage to those people who make my television experience 100 times worse than it should be.  While there’s definitely some good television out there, can we please get rid of at least 75% of it?

And sure I can put people like Bill O’Reilly on here.  Even Andy Dick (personally I find Andy Dick hilarious).  But I think these guys are at least intelligent (in their own ways), have a purpose, and despite their antics, are almost needed in the public to get a rise out of us.  The ones I’ve chosen?  Personally I think they bring absolutely nothing to the table except for worthlessness.

I also chose people that I’m pretty sure everyone knows or would recognize in the last few months to a year.  And by my title?  This list is for the males.  Fellas?  I’m sure I missed people and comments are always open.

Here’s my fave five

Kathy Griffin

No chance she’s human

It all started for me when she appeared on Seinfeld for one episode.  She was portrayed as an annoying person on the show, and she is an annoying person in real life.  “Life on the D-List?”  Congratulations for not being a big star and making fun of it.  Also, congratulations for not being human.  With all due respect my life would be a lot better if I didn’t have to see her face ever again.

Russell Brand

I think he might be at the top of my list right now.  First of all, his hair alone is reason enough for me to want to light him on fire.  Second of all, is it possible to be from England but accentuate your English accent on purpose?  He caused a stir at the VMA awards this year and let’s hope he is permanently exiled from the United States.  Just look at this guy.  I guarantee you, you will never hate someone more from just their look than Russell Brand.

Tori Spelling

Sorry if you just had lunch

I think this story has being going on for way too long.  Her father, we get it. She’s gross, we get it.  You know who hasn’t gotten it?  Television.  I got nothing against her.  I’m sure she’s really nice.  She just doesn’t need to be on television.

Star Jones

No matter how much fat is sucked off of Star, this is the Star I will always see.

Spencer Pratt

I’m assuming 99.9% of heterosexual males must hate this guy to no end.  What a total douche.  Spencer is the number one representative of metrosexual loserness in our country right now.  His woman is really hot though.