Sep 22 2008
She’s Uncoachable: Myspace Babe Lexxii Lexx
A quote from Lexxii Lexx’s Myspace Profile: “I never listen to advice.I take big chances. I laugh loudly at inappropriate times. I never listen to my head. I do what makes me happy right now. Go where your heart takes you and stop listening to reason.”
Translated: I’m a complete bad girl who hasn’t listened to a word my father has told me over the years. I go out, get hammered and have sex as often as I want because the guy looks good at that moment. I will take pictures of this activity and record it so that it gets published, not having thought of the consequences of my actions.
Works for me. Man, whoever is this girl’s father…. Sorry buddy. P.S This girl makes out with about 1000 guidos on her Spring Break.
Pictures and link to the whole gallery after the jump
By the way this is what Lexx and her friends wear to school on a daily basis.
You’ll have to excuse the size of some of these pictures. Regardless, call me crazy, but I think you’ll get the gist of our subject matter here. By the way, the entire album is worth a look.
This girl is insane.
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Fake tits. Fake hair. Fake attitude. And look at the idiots she hangs out with! Now her friend Destiny (or whatever her name was with the haircut reminiscent of John Connor in T2), that I could get into. Except I would then have to hang out with Lexi. And I guarantee Lexi’s doll-like eyes glaze over the second your conversation strays from Saks Fifth Avenue, manicures, and the benefits of small dogs that fit into purses.