Sep 22 2008
I figure with everything that’s recently happening in the league (be it the plot lines or just funny stuff), there’s ample opportunities for some of the players in the NFL to come up with their own special websites.
Here is a list of ten that need to come out ASAP
Chad Johnson – Ochocincotoday.com
Just whatever the hell he’s doing that day. It’s bound to be more interesting that whatever it is we do.
Chris Cooley – showmeyourhotpants.com
Cooley will get an NFL player to pose in hot pants every single day and run out onto the practice field, upon which people will submit comments.
Pacman Jones – whatspackingmyjones.com
Each day Pacman shares what kind of weapon he’s packing in his pants during games and practice.
Matt Cassel – casselskaraoke.com
Cassel shares his Karaoke experience at each city he plays in on road games.
Aaron Rodgers – brettfavreisaweenie.com
Every time Rodgers throws a touchdown he writes in his blog “There’s another one Brett, you suck.”
Reggie Bush – kardashianscardio.com
Reggie and Kim make a new “exercise” video each week to display to “fans.”
Matt Leinert – kurtwarnerismydaddy.com
Leinert’s chronicles from the bench and then later on the barstool.
Brandon Marshall – ruiningapromisingcareer.com
Every week a new story about how Marshall either committed a crime or did someone else to ruin his league reputation, followed by his diary after each 10+ reception game.
Peyton and Eli Manning – peytonandelicommercials.com
Just commercials with these guys. You can’t miss.
Tom Brady – donothingalldayandhavegreatsex.com
This injury is a hoax. Gisele put him up to it and this blog is a great way for him to fess up.
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