Showgirl and men’s magazine model Raffella Fico, 20, told an Italian magazine: “I can’t wait to see who’s going to pull out the money to have me.”

Miss Fico, who appeared in the Italian version of Big Brother earlier this year, said she would use the cash to buy a house in Rome and pay for acting classes.

“I don’t know what it’s like to have sex,” she told the magazine, Chi, adding that if the man who bought her virginity was ugly then she would quickly get over it.

“If I don’t like him I’ll just have a glass of wine and forget about it,” said the aspiring actress from Naples - hometown of screen siren Sophia Loren.

Her family insisted that despite her good looks and sexy image, she remained a virgin.

What’s the moral of this story?  Anyone who pays 1.5MM to sleep with this woman is a moron.

If this trend starts picking up I’m going to have to auction off one of my testicles for a cool billion.  Give me a break already.

For 20 bucks you can use 15 dollars to get drunk and 5 for a handjob in scuzzy bar I know of in Oceanside, Long Island.  Enough of this already.

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