Sorry bud, you never hit that.

I’ll be honest. This guy seems like a nice enough guy. But I just can’t. I’m sorry. When you take these tough guy pictures with your shirt off and it’s evident you should be running laps instead of standing still, it upsets me.

And then when it’s evident these hot girls you are partying with probably won’t give you time of day….well….that’s what earns you a spot on the long list of Myspace Toolboxes.

Danny. You’re a fine young man but I’m just gonna have to nickname you “Fat Dan.” Given he’s 20 years old, he’ll be pushing 300 lbs in 6 years.

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