Sep 17 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: DanNy FrOlixX White on Rice
Sorry bud, you never hit that.
I’ll be honest. This guy seems like a nice enough guy. But I just can’t. I’m sorry. When you take these tough guy pictures with your shirt off and it’s evident you should be running laps instead of standing still, it upsets me.
And then when it’s evident these hot girls you are partying with probably won’t give you time of day….well….that’s what earns you a spot on the long list of Myspace Toolboxes.
Danny. You’re a fine young man but I’m just gonna have to nickname you “Fat Dan.” Given he’s 20 years old, he’ll be pushing 300 lbs in 6 years.
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nice guy huh? let me inform you that this kid is the biggest herb of them all. [not bigger then mr batz of course]… this kid has to be the most discusting person ive ever met. he has no concept of respect towards women. it is not his size that prevents him from getting girls, it is his lack of common sense and decent behavior. this kid makes me sick.