Sep 16 2008
Her name is Christine and she calls herself Cootiebanini.Â And let’s get the record straight.Â I have nothing against Christine, just as I have nothing against my future wife to be.Â I’m sure Christine is a wonderful person and I’m sorry that she had to be my subject here but come on!
You’re a guy.Â You’re getting set to watch a football game.Â For the most part, if you’re a self respecting male you don’t really want to watch games with a female do you?Â No. Â So in the event you do have to watch one with a lady present what do you hope for?
A.Â Silence.Â B.Â As little “oh he’s so cute” comments as possible.Â C.Â Silence.Â I will say there are a few cool girls out there that I could watch football with but it’s a rare breed.
Now Christina here?Â She looks like she could be the “insanely loud, drunk at a college game making me feel this was the worst day of my life” type of person to watch a game with.
The pictures tell it all
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