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Sep 12 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: The Original S/F Stevie C

Published by at 8:00 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Stevie SF

Hi Children. I just want to go on the record in saying that I might be running out of things to say here. The hair, the pouting lips, the dreadful suits, it’s really getting to me.

It’s just a nightmare. And you know what? These people will be the majority in a few years. Not you, not me, but this group of people. I almost sound like a racist here.
I just want you all to think about that for a moment while I bang my head against the wall for a few hours.

Strong Island!

Stevie SF Stevie SF Stevie SF Stevie SF

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5 responses so far

  • Enzo

    Someone should post this douchebag on stupiddouchebag.com

  • Robin

    You’re the idiots putting this freakish look individual on your site.
    Are you kidding me?

  • http://burtdestruction.blogspot.com Burt Destruction

    I think I may have a solution to the current problem. It must be difficult to have to write about the same type of tool even though they are such an easy thing to find. Perhaps branching out into the world of the emo, preppy, and corporate toolboxes could lead to a whole new world of revelation. Just a thought.

  • Grant

    I’m just noticing two trends:
    1) They all seem to be from NJ/NY. Apparently, there is a funky batch of tanning booths with bad bulbs and/or bad mix of bronzer going around that area.
    2) These guys are all listed as “single”. Am I not giving the female “friends” on these sites enough credit? Or are they sneaking off with the other idiots with puckers and a credit line at Fashion Victims ‘R’ Us.

  • J

    Why do all of these tools look like they are from the Middle East? Jihad bitch!



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