Sep 11 2008
I only have two things to say about this guy. First of all, there is zero, I mean zero doubt in my mind that Mikey Spikez was the pudgy little ten year old who:
A. was the first to chase down the ice cream truck and
B. was the loser friend who’d always say “hey guys wait up!!” even though his boys tried to lose him.
Oh and by the way, he’s still that guy only now his friends try to ditch him in their cars instead of running down the park.
P.S. He’s portly.
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