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Sep 09 2008

These 10 NFL Players Need to Open Their Own Pubs

Published by at 3:40 am under NFL,Oddly Enough

McGanns

Since Chad Johnson changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco, I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting on the whole name thing in the NFL. Actually I haven’t, but after having watched the first weekend of the NFL I realize there are some pretty awesome bar names out there utilizing the names of some players.

Even if you don’t change one aspect of their name (except for adding an apostrophe and an “s”), these 10 Player names would make for great titles to pubs.

Laurence Maroney’s

Pub Names

I personally think it could be “Larry” Maroney’s but Maroney is a solid name for a pub. Perhaps Maroney should focus on the bar scene considering where the Pats are at. Oooohhhh

Seth McKinney’s

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McKinney. Nice strong Irish name. He’d be the owner and bouncer.

Shaun McDonald’s

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If it were spelled Sean then you’d definitely have some Irishness going on there. But I kind of like Shaun in the title. It would give it a little personality. And if it were failing you could always change the name to Roy Williams.

Willy McGahee’s

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Yes his name is Willis. But Willy works better.

Randy McMichael’s

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I never knew this guy was African American until I saw him on the field yesterday. With a name like that how can you possibly blame me?

Deuce McAllister’s

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Now this name is way up there. Right on the middle of Bourbon Street. Perfect.

Darren McFadden’s

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The reason I put this name down was because the McFadden’s here in New York is atrocious. We need the rookie RB to come in here and clean the place up. Ah yes, and we’d need his car in the logo.

JT O’Sullivan’s

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I can’t think of a better Irish pub name than JT O’Sullivan’s.

Teddy Bruschi’s

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As you all now it’s pronounced Brewsky. And it doesn’t get much better than that.

TJ Houshmandzadeh’s

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Better shorten it to TJ’s and if you didn’t know I was kidding don’t ever come back to this site.





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