Well at least he’s got an ear for music

With Tom Brady down, unless Chris Simms or Tim Rattay made an impression on the Patriots, meet your new quarterback (and hopefully dreamboat) Matt Cassel. What do we know about Matt Cassel other than the fact that he hasn’t started a game since high school and that he has a terrible singing voice?

Well for one, he’s a cutie pie right? Just look at those dimples. Number two, he obviously knows how to get seconds. First he was a backup to Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart. Then he took the reigns on backing up Tom Brady. You can be damned sure this guy was moving in on all the chicks that Palmer, Leinart, and Brady were tossing to the side.

And finally the question is, can this guy be Jonny Moxon? Can he take the Pats to the promised land? Smart money says “no” but one thing is for sure.

These pictures rule.

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