Sep 08 2008
Proud graduate of ASU, David Freedman
If I could go back and do it all again with the brain I have now, college would have been even that much better….if that’s even possible. I think I kind of knew how easy I had it in school and did in fact act accordingly.
However, clearly, there are a whole lot of things I’d have done differently. Obviously I’d have had sex a hell of a lot more. And second, I probably would have started this website back then and have been a millionaire by now.
But given my current brain, here are 5 schools I’d have gone to and why.
Arizona State University
Well, David Freedman is certainly one reason. But word is Arizona State is one of the easiest schools in the country. So let’s get this straight. One of the easiest schools ever, with some of the hottest girls in the country, and ample opportunity to create a calendar of hot chicks and party all the time. Sign me up. Oh, and I’d be smarter than nearly everyone there.
Florida State University
I could have gone with USC, Florida, Alabama, you name it. To me, FSU represents athletics, school spirit and partying like there’s no tomorrow. With the combination of hotties, pretty easy classes, and packed stadiums at every game, FSU is a no brainer.
Harvard? Why the hell would I mention one of, if not the hardest schools in the country? The simple answer is if you graduate from there you can land most any career you want. But that’s not why I’d go there. I’m not the coolest guy in the world but I know if I went to Harvard I’d definitely be in the top 10 coolest guys categories. And that’s extremely important to me. That and Tatiana Ali used to deal drugs there.
Tulane is where I actually graduated from, and if I have to do it all again, there’s no better place to go to college than New Orleans. Ah yes, that and the Ashley Biden Story. I will be sharing that when the election is over.
You might be wondering what the hell Flagler is? I visited Flagler for one day while I was in school. I beat a mouse to death with a golf club when I was really drunk. So that was a fond memory. If anything, I’d go back to kill more mice. But in all seriousness Flagler could have one of the most gorgeous campuses in the country. Plus Dolphins swim around in the Ocean. St. Augustine is beautiful.
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