My buddies and I sorta interchange black sheep and tommy boy, as well as Waynes World for Waynes World II, it just depends on which one I haven’t seen in a while.

And although most people overlook Jim Carey’s 1996 The Cable Guy (directed by Ben Stiller) because of his darker role, the film is excellent and ripe with quotes from beginning to end. I mean come on, how funny was it the morning after the big karaoke party after Jim tells broderick that he slept with a hooker, “But Shhhteven, I made you scrambi eggs!”

For 12 years now I have been calling eggs…scrambi eggs. And at the end of the film when they are fighting in the flooded satellite dish where he quotes KC in Waterworld, “Dry land is not a myth! I’ve sssseen it!”

Oh! Bringing me to my last 2 quotes from Cable guy, when broderick checks his answering machine and it proclaims, “You have…no..new messages.” And Carey beautifully chimes in, “nooobody loves ya.” And lastly, a bit later in the film when Carey leaves like 20 messages on his phone, and on his message he says, “hey I was just in the shower, thought you might have called, that ever happen to you? Call me we’ll talk about it!” Quotes I still use to this day.