Here’s an article that will make you want to puke. The good part:

According to Charleston City Councilman Wendell Gilliard, there’s nothing funny about saggy britches. And he aims to do something about it. If Gilliard gets his way, busting a sag will be illegal. Why? Gilliard has apparently seen enough drug dealers and gang members on the street with their pants under their asses to recognize a link between underwear and outlaws when he sees one. If there’s a shooting downtown, Gilliard says odds are the shooter was busting a sag.

OK. Well I’m all in favor. Here’s the annoying part

Sadly, right here, right now, our rights are being challenged in Charleston. Three Charleston City Council members — Wendell Gilliard, James Lewis, and Robert Mitchell — have decided that you should no longer have the right to wear your pants below your buttocks. For them, busting a sag should be against the law.

This aggression against our civil liberties must not stand. This assault against our rights must be resisted. This war against tradition must be won.

You can imagine what comes after this. Essentially an entire manifesto on why saggy pants should be allowed.  Are you kidding me?  How can this person be serious?

Whether or not they should be illegal, doesn’t this advocate of “rights” realize the most important thing about saggy pants? They look completely ridiculous.

I don’t care if the person has an I.Q. of 200.  If their ass is hanging out, I consider them a moron.  Just pull your damned pants up and stop looking like a schmuck.

I’m all for this law. And P.S. can someone find me some pictures of white people with low pants? I hate looking like a racist here. For the record, ANYONE who wears pants like this looks like a jackass.

Thank you.

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