A naked German hiker has vowed to carry on rambling in the nude despite spending 10 days in jail for breaking public nudity laws.

Thomas Kranig, a spokesman for the administrative court in Ansbach, said Siegfried Grawert went to jail because he “refused to pay a fine of 500 euros assessed for violating the public nudity code.”

Oddly enough, sunbathing in the nude is totally fine in Germany yet jogging in nothing but socks and sneakers is illegal. Interesting.

This story would have been much better if A. Sigfried Grawert was code for “a man who happened to have a gorgeous face, huge breasts and wasn’t really a man at all but rather a gorgeous Playboy Playmate” and B.  A group of 40 people showed up naked at the jailhouse fighting for Sigfried’s innocence.

But I applaud Grawert’s efforts for trying to expose his junk to hikers looking to pick real twigs and berries, not his.

I tell ya it would be nice if nudist colonies didn’t include people over the age of 60.