Sep 03 2008
Jason and Rachael Storm held their wedding at Starks and Menchinger Family Funeral Home, where he is a funeral director.
Their reception, including dinner and dancing, also was held at the funeral home
Jason Storm, 24, doesn’t see much difference between getting married in a church or the funeral home.“I look at it as, if you go to a church and get married, how many caskets do you think have been rolled down that aisle?” he told The Herald-Palladium of St. Joseph
I guess you can’t argue with that logic. My favorite part of the article?
Rachael Storm said some invited guests initially refused to attend, but the couple assured family and friends there would not be any caskets or corpses in the room
“Look man, relax! I swear there won’t be any dead people here. What is your problem?” Can you imagine having to explain that to someone who is coming to your wedding? What is with this Jason guy? And what is with his woman for going along with this? Clearly they have sex in caskets all the time.
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