God. Yes, that is what this, this, THING calls himself in his Myspace Profile. And what else does he say? “Luciano. It’s Only the Beginning.” Beginning of what I have absolutely no idea and I’m scared to find out.

When GOD isn’t busy putting Pommade into his greased up dreadlockish, pony tailed ‘doo, he’s taking pictures on Saturday afternoons that go up every Monday to impress his guy friends in Piacenza, Italy.

I’m 99% sure that all his “boys” from the homeland are giggling behind his back. After you see these pictures you might realize how bad an idea it was to have cameras installed in cell phones:

Hey oh, oh ay! God! Luciano! We love ya pal!

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