I wish I could tell you that Tannz was Mikey’s real last name. It’s a reference to his love for tanning. I’m not even kidding. And if his Myspace Profile isn’t bad enough then perhaps these pictures will remind the real Italians out there that sometimes a hit isn’t only necessary, it’s enjoyable. Fellas, go to work on this guy.

Mikey Tannz!

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