Sep 01 2008
A walk down memory lane. This was written in March.
Ladies and Gentlemen. I present to you the Myspace Toolbox. As often as possible (hopefully everyday) I’ll be bringing you a new douche. If you check out Getoffourisland you’ll get a full description of the types of individuals we’ll be dealing with here. And far be it from me to steal Hot Chicks With Douchebags thunder but there are plenty of greasy, multi earringed, mafia wannabe, club going, really gay but won’t admit it type of guys out there. So today we’ll be focusing on Armani Alex. Let’s take a look at a few points from Alex. This tidbit taken from his Myspace Profile:
IT’S YOUR BOY ALEX I THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR WHAT I HAVE NOW AND WORKED SO HARD FOR I TRULY BELIEVE THAT MY FUTURE WILL BE SOMETHING AMAZING.. I’M INTO SEXY GIRLS,PRODUCING AND LISTENING TO MUSIC,FAST EXPENSIVE CARS,STREET BIKES,SPORTS LIKE SOCCER , BASKETBALL AND BASEBALL[WHICH I CAN PLAY VERY WELL] I LOVE TO COOK.. I LOVE THE BEACH & TANNING [CANCUN,BAHAMAS,MIAMI YOU NAME IT BEEN THERE] I LOVE TO DANCE & DRINK AT THE CLUB ..I DANCE EVERYTHING.. I LISTEN TO HOUSE,TRANCE,RAP AND R&B..I STAY SHOPPING..WELL I’M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND TYPE OUT MY LIFE IF U WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THE KID U KNO WHAT TO DO .
In other words putting up comments on your pictures like “keepin’ it real,” and using phrases like LMAO (which girls use) and “
Here are some more pictures of this blight on society:
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