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Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss actress who appears in mainly German and Italian TV shows that haven’t bee translated into English. Oh and by the way?  She’s a mother.  Wow.

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Quick question. Would you rather be the douche on the left handing out religious literature, or the guy on the right? I rest my case. Go home Craig.

For all of you who don’t know, porn conventions are pretty popular events.  You know, guys like porn.  And obviously these things get pretty big turnouts.  However, generally that also involves some drawbacks.

There’s always this one guy that shows up who really needs to be removed from Society. That guy is Craig Gross.  Craig is a former pastor and anti porn advocate who has a site called xxxchurch.com.

“Gross and his crew of volunteers, all women in their late teens or early 20s, were passing out the deceptively packaged Bibles to attendees.”

Pictures conventions after the jump

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I’m sorry but you just can’t match Magnum PI.  Bottom line, he has the name “Magnum” which is badass enough.

Given all the attention this clip has gotten over the last week I figured it was appropriate to pay homage to one of the most handsome men of the 80’s, Tom Selleck.

First of all, Tom Selleck’s mustache. The word “uncoached” does no justice to describe the manliness of that ’stache or the power of his chest hair back when Ron Jeremy was still thin.

Plus, it doesn’t get better than wearing Hawaiian shirts, a Detroit Tigers hat, zooming around in a Ferrari killing bad guys, and taking down hot chicks for a living.

Selleck was the man back then and I just wanted to public to remember that.  Thanks.

“Who is Lisa Angeline?” one might ask. Well, she’s just a regular, ridiculously hot Latin Model who gets to have fun for a living. You see that’s the difference between an attractive female and most of us normal guys.

The women can simply look good, act “bad” and make a living off of it. Can you even fathom spreading your legs and talking dirty to cops trying to weasel your way out of tickets? And somehow make a living doing this?

We guys may think we’re the more powerful sex, but who are we kidding? These girls walk around a club and get paid for it. I’ll say that again, they WALK and get paid for it. I rest my case.

Let’s just enjoy her pictures before I shoot myself.

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“If UR winning, fight like your losing.”  I tell ya that’s the kind of quote I’d want on my Myspace Profile.  Does anyone know what the hell this means? How about if you’re winning fight like your winning?  And does anyone really think this guy lives in Rio De Janeiro?

The answer is a definitive “no.”  Congratulations for taking pride in your possible Brazilian heritage to make more friends in the U.S.  Chicks really dig guys who wear yellow ties and pose with chubby friends.

Come on Vic.  You might want to head back to Brazil.  Maybe they like lip curl pictures and bug eyed sunglasses.

Vic, you suck dude.

For the life of me I can’t understand how some mascots come to be.  I feel like it’s a group of guys sitting in a room smoking pot saying, “dude, how weird can we make this thing?”

How is it possible to have a team name like Chiefs and wind up with a wolf as the mascot?  How do you have a team that represents a bunch of fish and then have something that looks like an alien?

For whatever reason, ownership approves of mascots that in no way represent what I assumed the team is supposed to represent:  their city, name, culture, whatever, anything but whatever the hell these mascots represent.

Here is a small collection of mascots that make zero sense to me.

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I’m sharing this video is for both the new generation of basketball fan and nostalgic guys like me.  It’ s a reminder about all that was great in the game.  When I was a kid, the 80’s were the supreme time for basketball.  Scoring was high, and you had perhaps the greatest rivalry in the history of sports:  Lakers vs. Celtics.

P.S. Michael Jordan was his “Come Fly with Me” self back then.  So far all you guys that didn’t get a taste of one of my favorite times for basketball, sit back and watch how amazing this video is (It’s split into five parts).

Frank Layden and Marv Albert are……Uncoached.

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The New Girls Aloud Single - Trust me, hot chicks

Believe me guys, I don’t just link to girl band videos unless there is a purpose.  And the rulebook says whenever there’s anything involving Cheryl Tweedy, you link to it.  In other news, I just learned how to punch a guy so that he becomes paralyzed in the trachea.

The Tips

The best John McCain T-Shirt thus far - [Busted Coverage]

Amazing art made from Cut up books - [Cameltap]

One of the greatest mashups of all time - [Doubleviking]

The rankings that everyone’s been waiting for - [College OTR]

Wrapping up the Mets Collapse - [Hot Clicks]

Can this photo possibly get any hotter? - [Derober]

A human powered Ferris wheel - [Totally Crap]

Video of man crossing English Channel in a jetpack - [The Bachelor Guy]

10 Hottest Shower scenes in TV History - [Unibrow]

By FAR my favorite Oklahoma fan - [With Leather]

Scarlett Johansson officially off the market - [Asylum]

Elton Brand buys a Balboa house - [Sports By Brooks]

10 Things you didn’t know about presidential debates - [The Comedy Feed]

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She’s 23.  She’s Australial.  She’s hot.  Anything else we really need to know?  Well, she started modeling at the age of 13 which means there’s gotta be at least one guy in jail right now.  Also, she’ll be appearing on Dancing with the Stars soon.  Yay!

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