It’s almost time for Gators Football ladies and gentlemen. Plenty of sub plots to be going on this year: Will Tebow win the Heisman again? Can this team be the fastest team in the nation as Urban Meyer hopes?

Or should we think of other things like “How hot is the cheerleading squad this year?” and “Which players have a shot at the NFL?”

Whatever your thought is, and however you may wish to interpret this team, here are seven sure fire reasons to keep track of the Gators this year.

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Man, the poor guy is just doing his job. Eh. Sometimes they deserve a good kick now and then you know? Pretty sure they should whip every NBA ref at halftime.

The Twelve

Holly Willoughby likes ice cream – [Busted Coverage]

The Myspace vs. Celebrity Hottie showdown – [Tastybooze]

Here’s how to end your vacation in style – [Totally Crap]

Not exactly the place for an exercise ball to land – [COED Magazine]

These guys are watching much more than just a golf swing – [Bright Black Internet]

Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret gem – [Nextround]

Amazing car crashes people walked away from – [Asylum]

I’m sorry, there’s no way Chelsea Clinton is hot – [College OTR]

Toni Braxton joins the upskirt club – [Celebridiot]

Here’s how to turn 5 bucks into 500 – [The Bachelor Guy]

Some things Strahan will be doing instead of football – [The World of Isaac]

The Detroit Lions will never be good – [Epic Carnival]

Click on the photo to view more of Gabriella

Thank God she’s not the wife of former NBA player Dana Barros or I’d have a hissy fit. Then again, I should only expect that she’s into some weird looking soccer player. That would be par for the course these days.

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I’m sure Lanny Barbie is pumped to be standing with this guy

I’ll admit it. I’m as addicted to smut as most any male. Put it this way. I’ve already done my business and was caught by the woman once today. But you know something? I’m a normal guy.

I consider myself a reasonably handsome young man. And yet many times when I see pictures of your Aria Giovanni’s and Audrey Bitoni’s of the world, they’re always posing with some poor sap whose name is probably Rudolph, not Rudy, Rudolph.

I just don’t get it. But whether I get it or not, it’s fun to look at some of these guys.

Here are 10 saps wishing they had a chance with these women.

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This might be the best commercial of the year.

Despite all things on this site being “Uncoached,” rarely do I use this word. Well let me just say that Hillary Fisher is truly an uncoached specimen. Could it be that she used to be in Hawaiian Tropic? Maybe.

Could it be the fact that she parlayed that Hawaiian Tropic success into some layouts in Playboy? Possibly. Or how about the fact that this women is a mother? Yes, her Myspace Profile says proud parent. 32D and weighs 100 lbs? We like this.

Oh and let’s not forget the fact that she more than likely has a deadly Southern accent. It’s pretty hard not to be infatuated with this woman. If she asked me to marry her today, I would say yes.

More of Hillary after the jump

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These guys are so tough it’s scary

Man this guy is tough. You know how tough he is? He reminds me of an anorexic version of Michael Jackson right in between the hair burning incident and the point at which he lost all human skin to become a plastic robot.

Although I will give points to Jeff for the beginning to his Myspace Profile. It says he’s from “Lick my lollipop” New Jersey.

Ladies, just make sure you “get at him” because his sh*t is tight yo!

J-Chez!

This woman consulted this site for her article

In what was more than likely one of the best articles in the history of ESPN, Laura Lane’s “Inside MLB Pranks” was an artistic piece of genius. Why? She linked to this site.

Laura had a chance to put together a list of 12 players who could shed some light on baseball’s current pranksters. From peanut butter in David Ortiz’ underwear to Henry Blanco’s destroyed car, there’s some funny stuff in there.

More importantly I hadn’t heard of Laura Lane before this article. And while I truly think she’s a great writer (and I do Laura) I couldn’t help but be taken aback by her stunning looks.

Laura, thanks for the mention. You kick ass.

And so do these pictures:

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World Swamp Soccer Championships

They carry their wives, sit on ants, throw milking stools, boots and mobile phones — here in the home of weird world championships, participants will do just about anything to win their offbeat crowns.

Normally reserved Finns say there is no better way to celebrate the short summer months than with contests that add a jolt of adrenaline and silliness to bright summer nights.

I agree. There’s nothing better than rolling around in the mud playing soccer. Now if they could somehow integrate all of the hottest female Olympians into the World Swamp Soccer league we’d be getting somewhere.

In the meantime, these pictures will have to do

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