I’ve been watching most of the Democratic Convention on television over the past few days and I won’t lie, some of the speeches definitely fire me up. Maybe it’s because I realize I’m an adult now, and some of this stuff actually matters and applies to me.

But it got me thinking about other great speeches. The kinds of speeches and scenes that we pretty much never forget. From “you can’t handle the truth” to grits, I’ve decided to share 5 of my favorite courtroom scenes with you guys.

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Well Giants fans, with the refusal of Michael Strahan and season ending injury to Osi Umenyiora (no pressure on you Mathias!) it may be a long season for us. And rather than getting down in the dumps, perhaps it’s time for us to make light of the situation.

Because there’s no question that Osi Umenyiora is going to have fun this offseason. Sure he’ll be rehabbing his knee, but what else is Osi going to be doing?

When he’s not appearing on the sidelines at games, here’s a look at Osi’s potential schedule.

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I like Hilary Clinton but this is damned funny. Picture via Don Chavez

Now we all know Hilary Clinton is kind of sore she lost to Obama but this is a little extreme don’t you think? If this gets Obama less votes I’ll be kind of bummed. Actually she’s giving the finger to Bush and McCain.

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The celebrity beats the myspace chick which is totally fine because it’s Denise Milani - [Tastybooze]

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Minor League Fans are awarded with crap, literally - [The Sports Point]

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The Pac-10 Cheerleader Showdown - [Nextround]

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Christina Koletsa is an aspiring young Greek Singer who got her break on a Greek television show called “Fame Story” which is a hybrid of Big Brother and American Idol. Her voice is decent but her bikini wearing skills are excellent.

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Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo! Remember that? Seriously, that might have been one of the most popular chants of all time. So what the hell ever happened to Arsenio Hall? I used to love this guy.

Who could forget him in Coming to America or his very popular talk show? Hall was awesome back then. I don’t know what’s changed but the last I heard or saw of him was back in 2004.

Hall made a cameo appearance as himself in Chappelle’s Show when Dave was imagining “what Arsenio is doing right now” in a dinner scene. It showed Hall at a wine party eating some cheese and saying, “Damn! That’s some good-ass cheese!” After which, Hall started punching and slapping people for not telling him about the apparently delicious cheese.

What’s he up to now? As of 2008, Hall is a guest co-host on Wednesday evenings on the Tim Conway Jr. radio show on 97.1 KLSX in Los Angeles.

That’s a long way from being Reverend Brown.

As most of you know, Michael Strahan, “The seven-time Pro Bowler decided to stay retired after seriously considering a request by the Super Bowl champion New York Giants to return to the team in the wake of a season-ending injury to fellow star defensive end Osi Umenyiora.”

Turns out that Strahan is actually returning to a different sport. After thinking long and hard about it, Strahan felt he needed to return to the world of boxing as Mike Tyson’s Nintendo Character.

“There was just too much work to be done” Strahan said. “That little Mac guy, he’s really pissing me off. Someone has to put an end to this. I mean what’s with his black wifebeater and green shorts? Plus I really gotta work on that boob flex thing that Macho Man does. It’s pretty bad ass.”

Elin Grindemyr is a model from Sweden. In May 2005, Elin was voted as the sexiest woman in Sweden by the readers of the Swedish magazine Slitz. For the record she’s in a magazine called Slitz. No clue what it means but who cares. My favorite part of her bio?

While there is interest in Grindemyr from her fan base, Grindemyr had previously contacted the webmasters of some of her fan sites, asking them to remove her pictures. The reason given apparently stems from privacy issues.

So she’s a model who can easily be argued as one of the hottest I’ve had up here in the last month. She also gets paid to be seen. She gets paid to be in pictures. There are also pictures of her tonguing down another chick in her Myspace Profile, and yet she doesn’t want her pictures up on websites?

Well here are some pictures of her on my website

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He’s not conceited, he’s convinced. At least that what David G would like us to think. Well here’s something I’m convinced of. I’m convinced that the more I look at chumps like this, the dumber I actually become.

I can feel myself desiring to say thing like “ya feel me?” or “hit me up yo.” And not using those words in a making fun of kind of way. I feel like actually using them on the phone.

And then I see pictures where guys like David are wearing yellow, aqua, and pink shirts that remind me that I’m human and that language like this isn’t really of my species.

David G! Does anyone know what mooookn is? Neither do I.

Put it this way, if you’re blasting this song out loud and five of your football buddies come walking into your apartment, that’s grounds for a dismissal.

But damnet if I don’t want to shimmy my way into the kitchen and cook some breakfast after hearing this song. Try this one out. Plan a day to clean your apartment or house. As you start cleaning, turn on this song.

I dare you not to wiggle your ass as it’s playing It’s damned near impossible. Man was Fine Young Cannibals a flaming band huh? Two great songs came out of them though. Nice work fellas.