Aug 29 2008
Well Giants fans, with the refusal of Michael Strahan and season ending injury to Osi Umenyiora (no pressure on you Mathias!) it may be a long season for us. And rather than getting down in the dumps, perhaps it’s time for us to make light of the situation.
Because there’s no question that Osi Umenyiora is going to have fun this offseason. Sure he’ll be rehabbing his knee, but what else is Osi going to be doing?
When he’s not appearing on the sidelines at games, here’s a look at Osi’s potential schedule.
6AM-8AM – “No more practice for me! I ain’t getting up. Hahaha.”
8AM-10AM – “Might as well hit the snooze button. What, are they going to fine me?”
10AM-12PM – Osi checks into his rehab facility somewhere in midtown and does about an hour of ultrasound, followed by a jacuzzi to sooth his knee. He’ll do about 15 min of leg raises.
12PM-1PM – Lunch time. Stop off at a Steakhouse for a Sirloin and a few beers. Needs to get a little sauced before appearing in front of teenyboppers.
1PM-4PM – Osi stops off at MTV for a little session on TRL. Even though that only lasts a couple of hours he decides to stay and talk about Spring Break with all the college kids.
4PM-4:30PM – Makes a call to Selita Ebanks. “Hey babe, you still gonna be in the show tonight? Cool. I’ll see you there.”
4:30PM- 5PM – Stops off and signs some autographs at a bookstore
5PM-7PM – Nap time
7PM-9PM – Osi stops off to watch his woman on the runway at the newest Victoria’s secret show. He also gets to hobnob with all of the models.
9PM- 2AM – That will eventually become a blur.
Don’t feel bad for this guy. He’ll be just fine.
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