Aug 29 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Raul is Winning a Prestigious Award
I just want to extend my full congratulations to the newest member of the Myspace Toolbox club, Raul. Raul hails from New Jersey but currently resides in Chicago. He’s trying to migrate the douche population due Northwest. Maybe it’s working and maybe it’s not.
If pictures of Raul passed out and looking like he’s about to take one from behind count as cool, then Chicago Rules. Oh yes, the award. Raul wins is the award for the worst jacket of all time.
What manufacturer made this thing and thought “this is what the kids are gonna want?” In all fairness to Raul, that jacket is more than likely the only one owned in America. It could very well be on the Schmuck Ebay Collector list someday.
Raul!
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