Aug 28 2008
As most of you know, Michael Strahan, “The seven-time Pro Bowler decided to stay retired after seriously considering a request by the Super Bowl champion New York Giants to return to the team in the wake of a season-ending injury to fellow star defensive end Osi Umenyiora.”
Turns out that Strahan is actually returning to a different sport. After thinking long and hard about it, Strahan felt he needed to return to the world of boxing as Mike Tyson’s Nintendo Character.
“There was just too much work to be done” Strahan said. “That little Mac guy, he’s really pissing me off. Someone has to put an end to this. I mean what’s with his black wifebeater and green shorts? Plus I really gotta work on that boob flex thing that Macho Man does. It’s pretty bad ass.”
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