Aug 27 2008

Some of the Worst Dudes who pose With Adult Film Stars

I’m sure Lanny Barbie is pumped to be standing with this guy

I’ll admit it. I’m as addicted to smut as most any male. Put it this way. I’ve already done my business and was caught by the woman once today. But you know something? I’m a normal guy.

I consider myself a reasonably handsome young man. And yet many times when I see pictures of your Aria Giovanni’s and Audrey Bitoni’s of the world, they’re always posing with some poor sap whose name is probably Rudolph, not Rudy, Rudolph.

I just don’t get it. But whether I get it or not, it’s fun to look at some of these guys.

Here are 10 saps wishing they had a chance with these women.

How about that lazy eye? I’m sure it does wonders for Tera Patrick.

And it would appear that even in the 80’s these guys manage to trump anything that is remotely normal.

OK. So maybe Stephanie Swift is the wackiest person in this picture. Drugs?

Silvia Saint: “Um, can you get this guy’s hand off my ass please?”

It’s not the guy posing with Tory Lane. It’s the dude on the left.

You can see Eva Angelina’s underwear.

Jenna Haze will do anything with anyone. Even this guy.

I think her name is Kristin Rose and his name is flaming toolbox.

Audrey Bitoni and the Green Ham guy.

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10 Responses to “Some of the Worst Dudes who pose With Adult Film Stars”

1. # The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink...on 27 Aug 2008 at 12:50 pm

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4. # Chuck Roaston 28 Aug 2008 at 4:59 am

   oh shucks, darn and heck to think I missed that. major bummer, LOL

   what a waste of life

5. # Isaacon 28 Aug 2008 at 11:00 am

   They aren’t pornstars, they’re wholesome looking woman…

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7. # KenDZon 31 Aug 2008 at 11:16 pm

   Sorry to break it to you, but the guy posing with Jenna Haze is actually Kevin Moore, a pretty well known producer of adult films, and he actually has fucked her.

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9. # mikeyon 03 Sep 2008 at 12:50 pm

   Hahahah! Should I feel honored that I’m one of the “worst” dudes ever to pose with a pornstar? (that’s me with Eva Angelina, orignal pic http://www.flickr.com/photos/nerdboy/484138150/)

   Or should I tell you that, no matter how much of a dork I look like, there are thousands of much worse people at those conventions? Seriously, I’m like, barely the tip of the dork iceberg.

10. # Annieon 03 Sep 2008 at 1:34 pm

    The dude posing with Eva Angelina is actually pretty awesome. His name is Mikey and his website is mildly popular.

    http://www.heyfreak.com/index.php/heyfreak/comments/so_what_if_im_a_dork/

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