Aug 27 2008
I’m sure Lanny Barbie is pumped to be standing with this guy
I’ll admit it. I’m as addicted to smut as most any male. Put it this way. I’ve already done my business and was caught by the woman once today. But you know something? I’m a normal guy.
I consider myself a reasonably handsome young man. And yet many times when I see pictures of your Aria Giovanni’s and Audrey Bitoni’s of the world, they’re always posing with some poor sap whose name is probably Rudolph, not Rudy, Rudolph.
I just don’t get it. But whether I get it or not, it’s fun to look at some of these guys.
Here are 10 saps wishing they had a chance with these women.
How about that lazy eye? I’m sure it does wonders for Tera Patrick.
And it would appear that even in the 80′s these guys manage to trump anything that is remotely normal.
OK. So maybe Stephanie Swift is the wackiest person in this picture. Drugs?
Silvia Saint: “Um, can you get this guy’s hand off my ass please?”
It’s not the guy posing with Tory Lane. It’s the dude on the left.
You can see Eva Angelina’s underwear.
Jenna Haze will do anything with anyone. Even this guy.
I think her name is Kristin Rose and his name is flaming toolbox.
Audrey Bitoni and the Green Ham guy.
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