World Swamp Soccer Championships

They carry their wives, sit on ants, throw milking stools, boots and mobile phones — here in the home of weird world championships, participants will do just about anything to win their offbeat crowns.

Normally reserved Finns say there is no better way to celebrate the short summer months than with contests that add a jolt of adrenaline and silliness to bright summer nights.

I agree. There’s nothing better than rolling around in the mud playing soccer. Now if they could somehow integrate all of the hottest female Olympians into the World Swamp Soccer league we’d be getting somewhere.

In the meantime, these pictures will have to do