This guy’s another intervention piece. This is a letter to his parents: Guys, I don’t know. You seem to be good people. I’m sure you raised your son in an upstanding, proud, American manner. But he seems to be galivanting around town with the other tools and causing destructive behavior amongst upper class children.

Putting his name on flyers and promoting teen clubs are not the example he should be setting. This young man is on his way to failure. He’s going to be bringing this gel induced, tough guy attitude into college and one of two things will happen: Failing out because of selling ecstasy or getting severely beat up by a Southern fraternity.

Please give him a good shoe to the pants before he goes away to school.

Thanks

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