Are you kidding me? What a woman.

OK now that I’m done drooling over this picture (actually I’m not), let’s get on to the things that interest me. No, sorry, I just can’t stop thinking about what it’d be like if Keeley Hazell entered my office at this very moment. Other than me “finishing” 15 times in a row, my ability to speak would definitely be hindered.

The Tips

One of the best Keeley Hazell Collections ever – [COED Magazine]

Turn your backyard into a drive-in – [The Bachelor Guy]

The “Whoppers” Edition of Montel Williams – [Unibrow]

Pretty crazy footage of a Giant Squid – [College OTR]

Crazy video of a Crackhead on a driving bender – [Bright Black Internet]

Burglar’s burglary ruined by his shoelaces – [Asylum]

Seven Movies to come out of the Olympics – [Cuzoogle]

Gus Johnson may be leaving the Knicks next season – [Awful Announcing]

Football coach attacks 8-year-old on the other team – [Sports by Brooks]

Things you don’t say to your wife – [Totally Crap]

A solid to-do list for NCAA Football opening weekend – [Nextround]

The Yao Ming Lauren Jackson hug – [Celebridiot]

The Brianna Frost Double Feature – [Phil Knows Best]