Aug 25 2008
Warning: If you Don’t Pay those Library Card Dues You’ll Go to the Slammer
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines.
Twenty-year-old Heidi Dalibor told the News Graphic in Cedarburg that she ignored the library’s calls and letters as well as a notice to appear in court.
Still, she was surprised when officers with a warrant knocked on her door, cuffed her and took her to the police station to be fingerprinted and photographed.
The incident cost Dalibor about $30 for the two overdue paperbacks. It cost her mother $172 to free her.
In completely unrelated news, I think I’d definitely have sex with this woman just for the sole reason of being able to say “I had sex with a chick who got arrested for not paying her library card fines.”
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[...] This girl went to jail for not paying her late fee at the library. [...]