No Dewey? I’m gonna be pissed

Since recently joining the Yardbarker network I’ve been invited to a little shindig here in New York City that happens to be right around the block from my apartment. And in all honesty I think it should be a pretty good time.

While I can’t express my utter frustration that Dewey Hammond won’t be there, I will have a chance to meet the CEO and some other fine upstanding citizens who make Yardbarker what it is. Oh yeah, the Yankees will also be playing the Red Sox.

Couple of questions though. Will the Yardbarker girls be there? If not, change my reply to the Evite to a “maybe.” And second, since Dewey won’t be there, can I at least arrange a phone call with the man? It’s only fair.

In any event, I expect to fully haze my fellow Yardbarker bloggers because there’s a 99% chance I’m much cooler than all of you. OK, see you there twinks.

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