Aug 22 2008
This is what happens when you work from home. I take little breaks and watch the tube. And in all honesty since I’ve seen most movies about 1000 times, I couldn’t help but to leave on 1992′s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Yes I know, it’s toolish, but Kristy Swanson was pretty hot in it, and this is way before the WB show debuted. But what surprised me most were the amount of “before they were stars” AND “current” star/recognizable people in the movie.
I mean put it this way, when Ben Affleck is a member of the opposing basketball team and has one line, it’s kind of weird.
Check out who made the cut for this abomination of a movie.
Granted I’m not sure how big a star she really is but still. 1992 and she was the star of Buffy. Bigger and better things? Eh, if you count The Program, Big Daddy and a Playboy appearance.
What the hell is this guy doing co-starring in Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The money couldn’t have been that good could it? I know many big actors have been in crappy movies but I’m telling you, this list is insane.
Well, maybe this was his biggest movie, unless you count his itty bitty part in The Fifth Element and appearances on Oz. Oh yeah and his gay character on Family Guy. However let’s not forget he was huge in the 90′s.
Put it this way. Hauer is in Batman Begins. Hauer was the badass terrorist in Nighthawks. Hauer is a great actor. He may not be A-list but how he got on this cast and had a big role no less, is beyond me. Plus he had a mustache that was covered with white makeup? I don’t get it.
This is during her Karate Kid IV days. She actually had a big role in this movie. If you pay attention you’ll actually see that she and Sutherland were by far the best actors in it.Â I’m not sure that’s saying much though.
That’s right guys. Pee Wee Herman was in this movie. He played the second lead vampire who was without a left arm for almost the whole movie. Impressive performance.
You guys might not know him by name but you’ve seen him everywhere. Most memorable is his role as Milton in Office Space. He had a small part in Buffy as a guidance counselor.
This guy is everywhere. Seriously. Remember him in Airheads as some whacked out punk? Is he a big star? He is now that he’s married to a big star. He played Luke Perry’s best bud before he turned into an immortal blood sucker.
Yes, Thomas Jane was in this movie. He played some character named Zeph. What is going on here?
Yes, Ben Affleck. Although he was uncredited, he had one line in this movie and I think it was “here you have it.” Crazy stuff. And yes, I saw it yesterday so it’s confirmed. Plus these are all in IMDB anyway.
She was uncredited in this movie but was a character named Charlotte.
Mark DeCarlo – he hosted that lame show Studs
Randall Batinkoff – in tons of 90′s movies. Most notable. School Ties
Andrew Lowery – played McGivern in School Ties
Sasha Jenson – the guy in Dazed and Confused who said “I did the best that I could while I was stuck in this place”
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