“Yeah, ya def don’t party harder than me and the crew.” Wait a minute. Shouldn’t it have been “Da” crew? Come on buddy, if you’re going to grow up in the rich part of Westchester you should know that it’s “da” and not “the.”

After all, that’s what they do on the golf courses. Wear wifebeaters and flip flops. Didn’t you know that son? At least get your etiquette down. Well at least you learned one cardinal rule of rich people in NY.

Get a ton of hideous tattoos and advertise about how much drugs you do. That’s the way. Funny I’ve had it all wrong these years. Thanks for the help Mr. Douchepot.

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