Aug 20 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: AYO Mikey
I can write a 6 page article on why this guy is a total buttnut simply based on his title. AYO Mikey? And you’re from Westchester? Would a real ay oh, oh ay guy write that? No.
Would a real “hard” cat from the homeland in Italy write that? No. Would someone who makes a living by killing other people advertise their name that way? No. Would a half decent human being ever say this? No.
Is there any possible way that I can ever get it in my heart to respect or cherish a moment with this guy? Yes. That moment would be me shoeing him in the pants with a huge paddle.
AYO Mikey! Shut up dude.
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- The Myspace Toolbox: Mikey’s Ready to Bang
He looks like a complete homosexual advertising himself for brutal no holds barred gay sex. I have no problem with homosexuals, but you can pretty much be sure it’s the one thing he would not want to look like.
wow. the best part about it is how he thinks he’s such a “baller” and he drives a fucking 15 year old honda civic. check out his pics.
and he has a high school diploma on the wall!