Aug 19 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Abercrombie Jack Cackkkk Dave
iight ill start off by sayingg..this is my new myspacee …im dave…iim french and israeli… im cockyyyyy and i hope every1 loves itt cuz i do..if ur not pretty dont message me plzzz…to all u ppl who LOVE to talk shytttt …hahaha keep doinggg ittt…ur not gunna put me down cuz i can really give a f*ck..u wanna stay saying i have a disease ..that i wear makeup or all this bullshyt u say about me..it really doesnt effect my game wat so ever ..soo i hope all u GIRLs..GUyss kEEp flapPin ur mouthh…btw yoo all u herbs callig my cell blocked numberr
So there’s no reason to make fun of him huh….
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
Oh hiii! He has himselfff a new Myspaceee ehhh? If heee wantsss to gettt mad about peopleee saying heee wearsss makeuppp. Maybeee he shoulddd stop wearinggg ittt?
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this is probably one of the best ones yet. HEY BUDDY you gotta fuck to get a std
His hands and face aren’t even the same shade of “OMG, you *paid* for that?!” orange.
go on holiday, that sun kissed look all year round, sunbed use is bad for achieving your golden glow.
u ppl really need to stop and get a life. u are all just jealous of these kids because you wish you looked like them. and yea he does fuck. more girls then you ever will in your 20 lifetimes u fuckin lowlifes. u should be out getting laid instead of making websites about people you envy. i can tell you one thing, the person behind this is a fat ugly pale lil jewish guy that never gets pussy and bashes other people just to bring up his own self-esteem.
Hahaha, have you seen my picture? You can only hope that I’m ugly. Sorry sweety.
no? where the hell is your picture? ur probly too embarassed to show it
If you’re not a moron you can figure it out.
wow u are one ugly fuck id never lay a finger on u i knew i was right
Hahaha. Great detective work. And thanks!
maybe one day if u stopped looking like a creep and looked more like some of these boys, ud have a chance with me.
well, stupid as stupid does. i hope this guy got busted while he’s gettin it on with his pet racoon. poor pet racoon.
what a bunch of posers these guys and their girls are.I wouldn’t be caught dead with losers like them.
And I bet fucking Jackie would be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.I wonder if these posers fake tan their cocks as well.making Jackie’s “junk” all bright orange,like some sort of a hazard sign.