The screaming dump 

I know these people are exerting themselves to the absolute limit but come on! You have to believe that some of these athletes are simply “relieving” themselves right up there on that stage.

I don’t know about you guys, but one of my rules is to never, ever look like I’m taking a dump in public. It seems as though looking like this is par for the course for this set of athletes.

Check out the constipated looks of weightlifters after the jump

The jump dump

The kamikaze bonzai dump

The power dump

The little dribbler dump

The victorious dump

The happy dump

The loser dump

The “I think I’m doing it!” dump

The “I’m watching a woman who looks like she’s taking a dump” dump