Aug 18 2008

This is What Toy Companies Deem “Appropriate” for Children

Published by Natty at 6:00 am under Oddly Enough

Phallic Toys

Check out where the water goes.

Either the manufacturers who made these toys are laughing their asses off, or not a single one of them has had a sexual experience in their entire lives.

And either the parents who bought these toys are using these toys as potential youtube material or they want their kids to grow up to become sexual deviants.

Whatever the case, I don’t know how these toys made it into the market let alone wound up in the hands of children

Phallic Toys

Come on! What in the world is going on here? This is a legitimate stuffed animal? As you can see these aren’t just parts put on as a gag, this is a real toy.

Phallic Toys

Part of a Burger King Happy Meal

Phallic Toys

Those Sponge Bob people sure do have a sense of humor. Is that the twig or the berries?

Phallic Toys

I’m not sure I’ll ever look at a carrot the same way again, or a rabbit for that matter.

Phallic Toys

These are the famous “Aquapets” that came out 2 years ago. A famous “Dora the Explorer” invention. Yeah that’s not too penis-like.

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Come on Potter!

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That’d be more of Dora the Explorer. Hell of a little stick she’s got there. What are these people thinking?

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Those crazy Asians. Nice “head.”

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That frog is seriously in for it. This is some weird Egg toy. I don’t know what the hell is going on there.

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I wonder how Christopher Robin would enjoy that piece.

Phallic Toys

Kids are actually supposed to sit on that thing and wrap their arms around the rod.


8 Responses to “This is What Toy Companies Deem “Appropriate” for Children”

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  3. gningon 20 Aug 2008 at 11:21 am

    If I’m not mistaken, that Batman squirt gun is a collector’s item from like forty years ago.

  4. Hellbound Alleeeon 20 Aug 2008 at 12:01 pm

    The second one, the bunny, clearly is made for the “plushie” fetish market. It was not marketed to children.

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  6. MRGon 21 Aug 2008 at 9:47 am

    The Harry Potter broom takes it one step further with the innapropriateness…

    :)

    There’s a little round button at the base of the broom, and when pressed, it vibrates and makes a wooshing noise.

    I should know, I have one.

  7. erichansaon 05 Sep 2008 at 4:36 am

    who f*** made these

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