Here’s what you need to know about Maria Gabriela Paez. She’s one of the top reasons that Venezuela has become one of my favorite countries in the world. I don’t know how they create tushies like that over there but it’s a real blessing to humanity.

And let me ask you this: Is Univision not turning into one of the best television networks in history? Does it get better than Univision? Every single talk show has a host or some person that is hot. Every single one.

Not to mention they’re always somehow dancing. What I’m still doing here in America and marrying a Jewish chick from Long Island is a completely mystery to me. I guess I love the broad (P.S. she’s standing over my shoulder and told me to write that…what a needy woman).

Check out more of Maria after the jump