Aug 15 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: A Turkish dude Named Isa
Look man I don’t care if this guy is Iranian or Pakistani. All I know is that I spent 16 seconds on his Myspace Profile before I felt the urge to puke. Did a modern nouveau art decorator come in and hit 17 buttons on the splatter crap page?
Is this guy trying to come off as a 14 year old who has to pose with his big brother’s BMW? And what’s with the lifting the shirt up bud?
You’re as skinny as Dave Chapelle when he’s playing that crackhead guy. I know Chappelle is skinny but it was funnier saying it that way.
Isa? Isa is a toola boxa
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Here’s a tip, douchebag wannabes: if you are questioning the idiocy of your myspace page, please take a picture of yourself in the mirror. It makes the statement that not only are you a conceited little bitch, but you also have no friends (otherwise, they would take your nasty bathroom pictures themselves). Oh, and in case anyone might doubt your commitment to a life dedicated to douchebaggery, make sure it also has you showing off your two-pack so we know you are looking for gay sex and then make that contracted kissy-face so we know you suck a LOT of dick.
Anyone who can stick around and actually READ his profile deserves some kind of reward.
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