Aug 14 2008
From the Archives - Michael Phelps: If You have a Skill, You will Get Laid
Just reminding you guys of an article I wrote almost two months ago. Did I tell you or did I tell you?
Let’s face it folks. Michael Phelps is an Olympic Champion so that kind of puts him at an advantage. But we can never forget the fact that this is a very awkward looking dude. He pretty much looks like Gheorghe Muresan. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a tremendous fan of the guy and am rooting for him every day. But those gums have to be fixed.
But Michael is a testament to the American dream. If you are a male, are really good at something, and channel those two things into an all out effort to get laid, then you’ll take down plenty of women in your lifetime.
And Michael has done just that. This is not a rumor. This is fact. The guy had sex with many girls in Greece and word is he tore it up at Michigan (as he should have, it’s college). And just wait until he doesn’t have to race anymore in Beijing. The photos I’m about to share reveal a pleathora of women he’s partied with.
I’m guessing he’s Phelped at least half. But damned if he isn’t goofy looking.
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There has to be some type of correlation between the hotness of the girl and number of gold medals. Each gold medal probably gets him a little less hotness then the previous one, because lets face it, who cares if it is 200 or 2001, but getting 10 and 11 were huge. The quality of tail has to have increased since his college days.