Aug 12 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: Stevie Tanss

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Stevie Tanss

I’d like to personally thank a gentleman who calls himself Wild Bill Donovan for alerting me to the orange produce girlyness that is Stevie Tanss. When this guy isn’t busy being a complete homosexual he’s way busier being gay.

His current marital status? Single but looking for the right Oompa Loompa to settle down with. Ladies, I gotta ask. Who among you finds this young man attractive? Seriously now. Come on. I want the comments. Give me the chance to completely and utterly make fun of you for my readers to see.

Stephanie Tanss ladies and gentlemen. A true example of the beginnings of a transsexual.

Stevie!

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3 Responses to “The Myspace Toolbox: Stevie Tanss”

  1. Janaon 16 Aug 2008 at 8:14 am

    My favorite part is where he says he thinks he may have found the right girl for him … but encourages women to contact him anyway!!

    Classy!!!

    He seems to have some type of affliction where his chicken head is permanently cocked to one side.

  2. Ryanon 19 Aug 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Where do these guys really get off thinking this is cool. I’d hate to sound old, but I think these guido douchebags are watching too much MTV. And whats with the sunglasses these days. He probably lives in an empty apartment, cashes his weekly paychecks and buys watches and gold rings while driving a 97 Honda Civic.

  3. mb00on 23 Nov 2008 at 12:36 am

    what the?…this dude is crippled, I guess even they can douchebags too.

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