OK, maybe I’m a little jaded here. Don’t get me wrong, I think Dayana Mendoza is extremely attractive. In fact, I understand how she could win the Miss Universe pageant. Bottom line, she’s got to be an all around splendid individual.

But let’s get down to the bare bones of it all. Men are the ones that watch these things (mostly) and men mostly watch for the swimsuit competition. So really, aren’t these contests a sort of “who do you most want to have sex with?”

I think if we had a “who do you want to bang most?” contest on TV, it would do some justice. Hell we could have it for women too and feature men on the program. I’m no sexist. Imagine that reality show. You’d tune in everyday.

My ideas are amazing. More Dayana after the jump

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