Congratulations for forking over a thousand dollars for a couple hours of fun and golf with the Playboy girls guys! If you went down market just a tad you probably could have gotten hand jobs for 5 bucks at a local bar. Way to use your dicks heads fellas.

Hey don’t get me wrong. I’m sure it was a wonderful time being there. But let’s not forget. The wonderful time was actually being there, not anywhere else. Now you have to go home to your wives, miserable, and pray that they don’t read this article.

You know, because this site is so amazing that every housewife is reading this. In the meantime, good luck earning back that money and explaining where you were that weekend.

Pictures from the event after the jump