Imagine this woman taking over in the bedroom

I gotta say this year is gonna be a fun year for the Olympics. I just feel it. And I just want to thank my buddy Joe for completely ruining it for me with his epic scary woman post. I will now go into watching these games knowing that these 7 women have to have bigger “special woman parts that rhyme with Delores” than my penis. Thanks.

The Bag

The 7 Scariest Women at This Year’s Olympics – [Busted Coverage]

One of the better nip slip montages of our time [Unibrow] (some NSFW stuff in there but not really)

The Naked Wii Girl: Emma Frain – [Doubleviking]

Old School Carmen Electra Baywatch Promos – [DJ Mick]

An Inflatable, Floatable Beer Pong table – [The Bachelor Guy]

Remembering the funny Artie Lang moments – [The Comedy Feed]

Pimps and Booty calls – [The Daily Buzzer]

Will Britney Spears be playing a stripper? – [Asylum]

Heidi Klum is the reason to own a yacht – [Brahsome]

Own your own used plastic Shea Stadium seat for only $869 – [Sports by Brooks]

Some “not supposed to be seen” photos of Hayden Panettiere – [Liquid Generation]

The visible F-Bomb on Sportscenter – [Awful Announcing]

Hot pictures of Lima and Lohan – [College OTR]

A little Jessica Alba never hurt anyone – [The LOTD]