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Aug 08 2008

Craigslist Casual Encounters: A Real Vs. Real Contest

Published by at 11:00 am under Craigslist

Drunk

We’ve got us another round of Casual Encounters for you. This time it’s a blunt smoking loser from Long Island who’s looking for a no-strings attached relationship and in my opinion, one of the few real chicks on casual encounters. Which one is better?

Personally I’m not sure what these guys are thinking or who they’re trying to reach here. Is there some kind of magical pool of Playmates out there looking to smoke pot, lounge around, and hang out with guys that more than likely live with their parents?

If there are then I’m going on Craigslist immediately.

Check out these two ads after the jump

Real Ad #1

Lookin to Smoke Blunt with a Cutie(Real Pic)- m4w – 28 (Suffolk County)

Reply to: pers-786729309@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-07, 10:25AM EDT

Hey wuttup Ladies,Im 28 Italian/German from Mastic,in very good shape,5ft8 & 160lbs,tan,nipple ring,3 tattoos,420 friendly,well endowed 8″ & shaved.Im sane,outgoing,sexual lookin to smoke a few blunts and whatever happens.Hit me up…this is my real pic:)

Loser

You know something? I was wrong. This guy IS amazing. He spells “whuttup” which is just so cool. A 28 year old using Myspace language is just the dopest yo. I know if I were a chick reading this, I’d want to get with this guy immediately….or I’d want to punch him in the stomach as hard as I possibly could. Who knows.

Real Ad #2

I love this thing – w4m – 29 (Flatiron)

Reply to: pers-786785100@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-07, 11:06AM EDT

I’m a girl who is very adventurous, spontaneous, likes to try new things, open-minded and outgoing. I am athletically inclined and love to run, swim, ski, do aerobics and play golf. I love the outdoors and I am very active. Well boys, what do you say we get together?

Poop

What do you say we get together? What do you say we say “no.”

Fellas, do you want to get with a real chick on Craigslist? Well, here’s your chance. At least she’s real. At least she’s honest. But what the hell is this ad doing in casual encounters?

I’m out of things to say. I still can’t get over that schmuck up top.





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