This is 50/50. Either the “Don” has nice normal parents, or his parents are involved in his Myspace profile. If Don has parents that care at all about his future then this letter should suffice.

Dear Don’s Parents:

This is Natty from Uncoached. I’m writing this letter to inform you that your son, Don, is a complete and utter failure up until this point in life. He’s such a tool in the box that he’s managed to sprinkle his Myspace Profile with phrases like “Bitch Assness” and alludes to his female genitalia obtaining abilities (which clearly he has none of). Folks, he’s 16 years old so there’s still time. Do what you can. Send him to a hospital and leave him there for a long time and pray for the best.

With Love,

Natty

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