Aug 04 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Father Approved Kardii Spikes
Father approved
So I used to feel for the parents of these guys. I used to actually think to myself “man, these dads must be hitting themselves in the heads for how dumb their sons look.” I think I may have been confused.
I must have been thinking of the fathers of the girls who are 17-18 that post drunken, half naked pictures of themselves on Myspace. Because apparently, and certainly in this case, fathers do approve of their sons being Myspace Toolboxes.
Dad, way to raise your son Kardii Spikes to be a complete waste of visual space. What is the matter with you people? Yes, YOU people. Am I racist? If you consider the wannabe mafia crowd on Myspace to be a race, then yes, I’m guilty as charged.
Spikes my ass

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Well by the look on the dads face I’d say he’s been binge drinking ever since his little gangsta was born. I’d be too if I knew my semen was responsible for such failure.
Oh and speaking for all the tools in the toolbox. These guys are either just plain old American small town hoosiers, or foreigners (Bosnian, Mexican, Latino -ican whatever). I feel sorry for these wannabees.